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Belt Demotivational Poster


TAGS: this would all be solved with a belt
Rating: 4.73/5

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MychaelDark - March 3, 2016, 2:24 pm
There's nothing left here for me to say other than: I;m a Motifake reader and I approve this message.
5150monkeylove - July 20, 2013, 6:04 am
same as extra time for bad behavior in prison. I am all for timeout for minor stuff. "Fear of the whuppin" tends to curb stuff. My Dad would have pasted any funny face we made on the wall. Thus, 0 funny faces, and 0 peeps. Homey didnt play that.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:40 pm
Depends on how creative you are in regards to "Time out." Start at an hour. first peep, add five minutes. Second peep, add five minutes. Funny faces, ten minutes. You'll get about six hours of peace and quiet before they catch on.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:50 pm
agreed. Timeout just teaches kids to do the crime, do the time, then go out and play. A major contribution to recidivism .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am
If any of us here pulled half the crap the kids today pull on their parents... need I say what our punishment would be? Back then it was called, "straightening out." Today it's called "child abuse." Rubbish, I say.
jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:42 pm
So true! Though I do kinda wish we had "time outs" as a kid, but back then parents knew exactly waht we would be doing as we just sit and think bout what we did...we would plan how not to get caught next time
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 7:57 pm
Wow panic. I hope I don't get to that stage in my relationship for at least a few more years.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:09 am
marry her
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 9:05 am
Now I imagine my gf crapping naked on the carpet, in the slippers, on grandma's lamp, in the yard and in the tuna casserole...
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:50 am
Children dogs, and wives all need boundries, and +/- reinforcement to those boundries. crap on the carpet "whack!", bring the slippers, "good boy", break the Grandma's lamp."whack", mow the yard, "good boy" Fix Tuna Casserole, naked? that's a dilemma
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:12 am
If it only would be that easy, with real ADDs it's more Adult Care Defiency. Sounds emo, but fastfood & tv are no replacement for love & play. Discipline is another tricky subject.
agdaniele - October 29, 2010, 3:02 am


TAGS: gun belt fed m60
Rating: 3.5/5

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TAGS: belt fed
Rating: 4.19/5

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whocares0 - May 18, 2011, 3:56 pm
MPsniper - May 18, 2011, 5:44 am
my old battalions armorer's daughter (age 14) was killed by a triple mini mounted on a trailer. she & her dad were at a machinegun shoot, she fired the system and dismounted. when she turned to walk away, it toppled over on top of her and killed her.

HIS MOMMA - didn't raise no dummy

TAGS: rerun seatbelts
Rating: 4.47/5

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Airman - August 16, 2012, 1:53 pm
cool! do you wear it?
ughomer - August 16, 2012, 11:00 am
Hey Air - that's the EXACT t-shirt I won for the July contest!! Vbattle won 2 and I only got one!
falloutghoul - August 3, 2012, 8:14 pm
Looks like that was a *puts on sunglasses* shitty day.
rerun - August 3, 2012, 8:24 am

It keeps the law from giving me tickets, but it sadly didn't stop me from sailing thru the windshield into the back of that manure truck
mariand - August 3, 2012, 1:45 am
hahaha... nice T-shirt rr!!!

BEST MALE CHASTITY BELT - It's super effective!



TAGS: terrorists bombbelt costume
Rating: 4.87/5

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forseti - May 17, 2011, 3:53 am
You didn't get anything I guess...
JohhnyMac - May 16, 2011, 10:27 pm
Someone should LET him play with matches..him & ALL of his little friends....
MPsniper - May 16, 2011, 5:08 pm
thanks 8-)
Reality Lord - May 16, 2011, 1:30 pm

Faceplant31 - May 16, 2011, 12:35 pm
Now thats f_cking funny
forseti - May 16, 2011, 3:22 am



EVERY TOOL AND SPRAY IN THE BOOK - But nothing to rid him of his feelings for robin.


TAGS: seatbelt safety tin foil hat
Rating: 2.23/5

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Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:47 am
Shoulder belt? You mean the boobie protector? Thank God Ralph Nader had a passion for breastesses. In other words, seat belts are for girls! Same goes for motorcycle helmets.

TOOLS - A man will be happy with a lot of tools. A woman will need just one, if it is the right size and properly handled.

MISSING - 1 Beer Belt. Owner: Agdaniele. Last seen at Motifake Offices. If you have any information please, for the love of god get back to us before Aggy notices.

TAGS: aggy missing beer belt
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:08 pm
If you locate it, take a moment to see if my shoulder holsters are there, too. Please and thank you. Tired of having a mini fridge strapped to me like a backpack. 5L
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 10:19 am
Yeah, that's just the picture from the advertisment for it...Aggy had that thing bristling with the Guiness...His idea of a fanny pack. That way he only had to hit the fridge every 15 minutes...saves time.
pzykosiz - May 21, 2010, 12:51 am
the beer wasn't missing, just the belt
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:44 am
Ummm, Aggy doesn't drink whatever generic beer that is. So solly.


TAGS: belt dress take off cubby
Rating: 4.33/5

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Tarapin - May 30, 2011, 2:18 am
If the first thing you noticed was the belt, I have bad news.
Claire - January 9, 2011, 11:11 pm
Those are oddly specific colors, Ice.
ICEMAN - January 8, 2011, 10:57 pm
She could be wearing pomegranate & mauve & I don't care.
ICEMAN - January 8, 2011, 10:48 pm
Hellifiknow, I'm colorblind.

THATONEMOTHER - She may be crying now But, As soon as no ones looking... She's gonna beat your ass.

LIKE THEY SAY, YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK. - Thank God. Amen. Hallelujah.

TAGS: 70 s fashion cloths men women suit belt jc penny catalogue epic fail chest hair
Rating: 3/5

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LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:41 am
And 30 years later most of the people who wore this crap are in Congress...see the connection?
Derek - November 24, 2009, 12:10 am
I'm torn between saying you're being a repressive bastard, and whole-heartedly agreeing that style was never so lost as it was in the 70's.

NO LONGER SVELT - They gotta punch new holes in the Bible Belt.

TAGS: bible belt fat
Rating: 2.63/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 2, 2009, 1:37 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 2, 2009, 1:33 pm
Nice one Trash.

Buckle Up -

eggs -

NO # 18 CASING MARKER - We call it "THE EXECUTIVE"... You don't see it much, But when you have to break it out, you now they meant BUSINESS!!

My Belt -

TAGS: belt and beer
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - June 21, 2015, 6:33 am
use the zipper much?
concern3 - June 21, 2015, 2:21 am
well done a 5er
mizzdizz - June 21, 2015, 1:29 am
ROTFL! Too true! Or on a long trip and you've been holing it for the past 100 miles! 5 LOL lions!

Passwords -

waiting for a push -

TAGS: swing tree bench closet belt
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - July 20, 2015, 5:39 pm
Thanks for the comments guys.
GaryO - July 19, 2015, 9:56 pm
good, spacedog good (that's effing good for the rest of us)
Reality Lord - July 19, 2015, 10:57 am

what greeny said...uh huh
Greeny - July 19, 2015, 10:10 am
Amsomely dark 5L

Blatant Insanity -

TAGS: clothing accessories fashion statement belt
Rating: 4/5

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:35 am
Here? You can buy a Rolex for ten bucks, if you believe it is a Rolex... well, good deal Bro.